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Letter Never Mailed

LETTER NEVER MAILED

Dear Self, just give me time... I'm going to make you proud!

Dad's Take

Write the letter to your future self and stick it on the fridge under a magnet shaped like a pineapple. He'll need the encouragement more than you do.

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