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Quarter Eating Phobia

QUARTER EATING PHOBIA

What do you call it when you're so scared of arcade games that you cannot move anymore? Tetrified!

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Walk into the loud, sticky, blinking place once a year just to remember the kids' favorite kind of fun. Lose two dollars on the claw machine and call it tuition.

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