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Bean Bag Diplomacy

BEAN BAG DIPLOMACY

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never had a lentil on my face.

Dad's Take

Two things can look identical on the shelf and feel very different when life throws one at your face. Pay attention to the small differences early.

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