ADULTHOOD, AS PROMISED

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well... That’s still 9 p.m.

Dad's Take

The freedom you wanted at twelve and the bedtime you wanted at twelve turn out to be the exact same hour. Funny how the body knew before the calendar did.

Sleep Aging Tired

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