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61 jokes

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!

Snack at Mach One

Feb 20, 2026

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Eulogy at the Diner

Feb 13, 2026

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Suspicious Pasta Bowl

Feb 6, 2026

I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.

Caffeinated Gloom

Jan 30, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Pumping Iron, Loosely

Jan 23, 2026

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom!

Fungus Among Us

Jan 19, 2026

I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.

Lighting Director's Choice

Jan 16, 2026

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Rabbit Eye Exam

Jan 14, 2026

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Amber Diet Plan

Jan 11, 2026

How much room should you give a fungus to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Spore Decisions

Jan 9, 2026

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

Catch of the Day

Jan 7, 2026

Once you reach a venerable age… You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

Fire Marshal Approved

Jan 4, 2026

You're so pretty you could be in a beer commercial.

High Compliment Detected

Jan 2, 2026