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Food & Drink

Cheesy, saucy and slightly overcooked.

61 jokes

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

Tropical Waiting Room

Jun 19, 2026

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Backstroke Champion

Jun 17, 2026

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

Belly of the Law

Jun 15, 2026

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Caffeine Policy

Jun 12, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Forest Dentistry Update

Jun 5, 2026

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

The Kitchen Mystery

May 30, 2026

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle… it's kind of a big dill.

Brining Down the House

May 29, 2026

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad?

Kitchen Identity Crisis

May 22, 2026

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated.

Now Showing in the Deli

May 15, 2026

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!

Following Instructions

May 8, 2026

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing…

Bowl of Diplomacy

May 1, 2026

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Citrus Gravity Lesson

Apr 24, 2026

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Cocky at the Bar

Apr 19, 2026

Why does Batman like Hawaiian pizza? Because it's got ham.

Caped Crusader Order

Apr 17, 2026

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

Olympic Caliber Athlete

Apr 10, 2026

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

Author on Ice

Apr 8, 2026

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti… But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Garage Innovation

Apr 3, 2026

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

Above the Bar

Apr 2, 2026

Your kid may be a genius, but you're still a dummy.

Apple, Meet Different Tree

Mar 31, 2026

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

Grocery Aisle Confession

Mar 20, 2026

Education is important, beer is importanter.

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Mar 13, 2026

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

Lunch Ran Long

Mar 6, 2026

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn't lettuce.

Stubborn in the Soil

Feb 27, 2026

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

Dragon Birthday Party

Feb 26, 2026