Life Lessons Jokes

8 life lessons dad jokes. You asked for it.

You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

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With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

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I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was blaming you.

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.

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My past defines my present... Not my future! I am the author of my life!

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Dear Self, just give me time... I'm going to make you proud!

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