CALENDAR MISCHIEF

Can February march? No, but April may!

Dad's Take

Calendars don't care about your goals, only about which day you actually showed up. I marked Mondays in red ink for fifteen years before anyone noticed I never missed one. Pick a day and outlast it.

Calendar Time

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