CALENDAR MISCHIEF
Can February march? No, but April may!
Dad's Take
Twelve months in a year and three of them are walking out of a bar. That's a clean one, folks, I'll be here all week. You laugh now, but knowing the calendar is a life skill. The trick to looking busy at work is putting things on it and then politely declining everything you put there. I ran a whole career on that move. Tip your waitress.
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