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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

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Galactic Review

Galactic Review

Why have we, aliens, not visited your solar system yet? We looked at your reviews... Alas, only one star!

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Agreement Strategy

Agreement Strategy

How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

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Koala Bears Paws Button

Koala Bears Paws Button

How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

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Possibilities

Possibilities

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Herb-powered Vehicles

Herb-powered Vehicles

Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they'll soon make buses and trains run on thyme.

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