READ THEORY GET BURNED

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

Dad's Take

Roasts are cheap and easy, which is why I save mine for people I love. The rest of the world I just leave alone — saves a lot of heartburn. Your grandfather taught me that, and it's about the only thing of his I kept.

Politics Roast

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