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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Dad's Take

Half the rules we live by were written by people who needed sleep more than we did. Question gently, eat sensibly, and don't make a federal case out of a midnight sandwich. The fridge isn't judging you.

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