EIGHT LEGS ON THE LOOSE

Seeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

Dad's Take

Most of what scares you in a day will turn out to be smaller than your imagination and twice as quiet. The trouble is, you have to wait it out to find out. Patience is just fear with a longer attention span.

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