SPIDER MYSTERYSeeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.AnimalsFearFamily๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
The Fear of Future FameI'm afraid my kid will become a famous artist, and I'll have thrown away a fortune in their early work.FamilyArtFear+1๐0๐0
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Spotted LeopardWhy can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.AnimalsWordplayNature+1๐0๐0
Salty SneezeWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.AnimalsSea-LifeWordplay+2๐0๐0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1๐0๐0
