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Stomach Arrest

Stomach Arrest

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

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Tongue Twisted

Tongue Twisted

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard they’ll give him a tough sentence.

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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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Encyclopedia Excuse

Encyclopedia Excuse

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"

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