DRESSED FOR THE LINEUPCaught by fashion police for his criminal ties!Dad's TakeDress one notch above your title and they'll start treating you like the next one. It's a cheap trick that works because everyone else forgot to try it.FashionCrimePoliceClothes🙄0eye rolls😂0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:𝕏 SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
A Real Spin OperationDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.PoliceCopCrime🙄0😂0
Etymology HourT-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.DinosaurClothesFashion🙄0😂0
Legally SpeechlessIf you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?Police🙄0😂0
Closet DiplomacyMy wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."WifeMarriageClothes🙄0😂0
Bail For The BookwormA friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said "I can explain everything!"CrimeBooksFriend🙄0😂0
