CONVENIENT BIOLOGY

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

Dad's Take

My wife only catches whatever I had three days after I had it, and twice as long. There's no fairness in marriage, just a queue, and she's always the one being served.

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