WISHED ON THE WRONG STARI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been specific.Dad's TakeVague goals deliver vague lives. Write it down, say it out loud, then take a small bow even if nobody's clapping yet.AmbitionGoalsMoneyπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Pace Yourself ChampI'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.DreamsAmbitionGoals+2π0π0
Beach Bum CharityWhy don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.MoneyBeachOceanπ0π0
Tuition Well SpentIf I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.MathSchoolMoneyπ0π0
Loophole In Human NatureAlways borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.MoneyFinanceAttitudeπ0π0
Silicon ConfidenceComputers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.ComputersTechnologyMistakes+2π0π0
