SUNRISE IS A RUMOR

I could be a morning person... if morning started around noon.

Dad's Take

You're not the same person at 6am as you are at noon, and neither one is the real you. Stop demanding a single personality from a body that runs on sunlight.

Morning Sleep Lazy

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