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Plot Holes Everywhere

PLOT HOLES EVERYWHERE

The Difference Between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Dad's Take

Real life rarely ties off neatly, and the people who insist it should are usually the most exhausted. Let the loose ends dangle a little β€” that's where the breeze gets in.

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