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Knighted Beef

Knighted Beef

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Rabbit Vision

Rabbit Vision

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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Peeling Banana

Peeling Banana

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Balanced Delights

Balanced Delights

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Uranium Diet Disaster

Uranium Diet Disaster

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

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