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Ask My Knees

ASK MY KNEES

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Dad's Take

Memory's a strange filing system β€” keeps the embarrassments crisp and lets the good stuff yellow at the edges. Tell the good ones out loud while you still can.

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