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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Priceless Parenting

Priceless Parenting

There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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Life Needs a Ctrl+Z

Life Needs a Ctrl+Z

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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16 Again

16 Again

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Memory Development

Memory Development

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

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