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Priceless Parenting

Priceless Parenting

There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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Life Needs a Ctrl+Z

Life Needs a Ctrl+Z

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Bar Amnesia

Bar Amnesia

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

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Prepaid Doctor

Prepaid Doctor

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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