
LAUNDROMAT LOGIC
A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.
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A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.
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Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!