NO COMMITTEE REQUIRED

How many pragmatists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one.

Dad's Take

One person doing the work beats ten people debating the methodology. Pick up the wrench, screw the thing in, move on. The committee will catch up at lunch.

Lightbulb Work

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