WORKING JUST FINE

Wow, this new hearing aid I got is amazing! I can hear everything! That's fantastic! What kind is it? Oh... It's about 2:15.

Dad's Take

Listening is half the job, hearing correctly is the other half, and most folks are running on a quarter tank of both. Slow down before you answer. The question being asked is rarely the one you assumed.

Hearing Time Misunderstanding

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