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Parachute Wisdom

Parachute Wisdom

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Numerical Knockout

Numerical Knockout

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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Old Man Golf

Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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Squirrel Swim

Squirrel Swim

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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