Hardworking HenWhy are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.AnimalsFarmWork+1π0π0
Elephant Beach BanWhy arenβt elephants allowed on the beach? They just canβt keep their trunks up!AnimalsElephantOcean+1π0π0
Orange you glad itβs not a tractor driver?What do an orange and a parrot have in common? Neither of them can drive a tractor.FruitAnimalsWordplayπ0π0
Squirrel SwimWhy do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!AnimalsWordplayNature+1π0π0
Bear NecessitiesTo start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar. It's the bear minimum.BearsWordplayAnimalsπ0π0
Mindful WolfI taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.Mental HealthWordplayAnimals+1π0π0
Book on PenguinsI wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.WordplayAnimalsπ0π0
Shark-athlonA shark can out-swim me, but I can outrun it. In a triathlon, it all comes down to cycling! Who's betting?SportsAnimalsπ0π0
Short-Necked SadnessWhy did the giraffe with short neck feel sad? She just wanted to belong.AnimalsGiraffesWordplayπ0π0
Giraffes Can't HideWhy don't giraffes ever win at hide and seek? They just can't help but stick out!GiraffesAnimalsWordplayπ0π0
