Animals Jokes

108 animals dad jokes. You asked for it.

From A to Zebra

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A' bra.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Why Gorillas Have Big Nostrils

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

Animals Appearance

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Exploring Fish Thirst

Do fish get thirsty?

Science Biology Animals+1

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Counting Legs

Do ten millipede equal one centipede?

Wordplay Insects Math+1

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Unspoken Needs

I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Death Animals Communication+1

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Building with Penguins

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Animals Wordplay Construction+1

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Missing Cat Mystery

Wanted: Schrödinger's cat, dead or alive.

Science Physics Animals+1

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Owl-ways on My Mind

I've been thinking of you... owl night long.

Animals Relationships Wordplay+1

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Renaming the Cat Again

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

Pets Technology Password+2

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When a Parrot Takes Over

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

Animals Work Birds

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Smart Blonde

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

Dogs Wordplay Animals

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Toucan Play at That Game

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Birds Wordplay Animals

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Grape Expectations

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

Elephant Fruit Wordplay+2

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Moo-tual Understanding

There were two cows in a field. One said 'Moo'. The other: 'I was going to say that!'

Farm Field Wordplay+2

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Horns & Bells

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work

Farm Wordplay Animals

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Shear Genius

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

Sheep Wordplay Animals

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Lion's Wings

What do an eagle and a lion have in common? They both have wings, except for the lion.

Lion Wordplay Animals+1

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Woodpecker Woes

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

Wordplay Birds Animals

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Penguin Meltdown

What is gray? A melted penguin!

Penguin Wordplay Animals

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Mud Wrestling Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Farm Wordplay Animals

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Penguin in a Bar

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender: Have you seen my brother? I don't know, what does he look like?

Wordplay Penguin Bar+2

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Brown Chicken Brown Cow

What do you get when you mix brown chicken & brown cow? A brown chicka brown cow? Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

Animals Wordplay Farm

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Birds Singing vs Hummingbirds

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Wordplay Animals

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Snail Thrill Ride

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? WOOHOO!!

Animals Speed

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