TIP WELL OR ELSE

Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu! You get what you deserve.

Dad's Take

She keeps a quiet ledger and she's been balancing it longer than the bank has. Be decent on the small Tuesdays and the big anniversaries take care of themselves.

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