OFFICE VISIT, CASH UP FRONT

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

Dad's Take

Pay your dues up front and you'll sleep easier — credit is a slow knife. I bought your mother's ring in cash because the guy at the shop respected it. Owing nobody anything is the only freedom that compounds.

Doctor Memory Money

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