TWO FOR THE PRICE

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

Dad's Take

A perfect callback rewards the people who stayed for the second set. Plant the seed early, harvest at the end, bow in the middle just to keep them honest.

Time Fruit

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