EMBRACING ETERNAL FATIGUE
Being 'tired' has stopped being just a temporary state for me. It's practically become part of my personality now.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
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Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listenโฆ or something like that.
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Time Tracking
They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.
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