CALENDAR LOOPHOLES

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

Dad's Take

Calendars are made-up and so are most of the rules we follow inside them. The kettle's been whistling for thirty years and it doesn't know what day it is either.

Drinking Week Calendar

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