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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Fishy Philosophy

Fishy Philosophy

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Balanced Delights

Balanced Delights

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Fitness Fuel-up

Fitness Fuel-up

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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The Bossy Bartender

The Bossy Bartender

A bossy man walked into a bar. Then ordered everyone a round.

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