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I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

Dad's Take

Money problems are usually timing problems with a hat on. Pay yourself first, pay the mortgage second, and pay attention to the receipts in her purse third — in that order, every month, no negotiation.

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