
LONG-WINDED LOVE
I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.

I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.
Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.
Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.