
LONG-WINDED LOVE
I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.
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I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.
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Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.
Never trust a woman that says 'It's fine.'
Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.
Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.