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If you don't like me, that's fine. I don't start my day trying to impress you.

Dad's Take

She didn't marry you to impress her book club and you didn't marry her to impress your boss. Show up for each other on Tuesday and the rest sorts itself out. Tuesday's the test.

Confidence Attitude Mindset

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