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Musical Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

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Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Chicken Humor

It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

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Amazon Mystery

I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know…

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Programmed Poultry

Why did the robot chicken cross the road? He was programmed to!

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Chicken Fare

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

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Dinosaur Reincarnation

A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

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Möbius Strip Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

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Brown Chicken Brown Cow

What do you get when you mix brown chicken & brown cow? A brown chicka brown cow? Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

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