Philosophy Jokes

33 philosophy dad jokes. You asked for it.

Cliff Notes From Dad

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

LifeWisdomGrandfather+1

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Recliner Doctrine

If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasn’t wasted time.

TimePhilosophyWork

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Cosmic Pen Pals

Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen... Sincerely, Science

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Three A.M. Theology

Am I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

WordplayPhilosophy

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Behind The Curtain

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

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Horizontal Enlightenment

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world

SleepWisdomRest+1

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Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Understand, don't memorize! Principles not Formulas!

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Two Acts Begin Late

Everyone has two lives, and the second starts when you realize you have just one...

LifePhilosophyWisdom+1

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Lunch Ran Long

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

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