Life's Recipe
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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Philosophy Jokes
70 philosophy dad jokes. You asked for it.
Boxed Ideas
Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.
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Uniqueness Reminder
Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Aged Wisdom
Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.
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Thinking Exhaustion
A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinkingโฆ
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Procrastination Advice
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Temporary Art
Every tattoo is temporary because we are all slowly dying.
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Memory Clarity
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
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Tomorrow's Chance
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.
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Socratic Intelligence
I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.
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Heart and Brain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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Thought Dive
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnโt work if it is not open.
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Uncharted Years
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this old before.
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Doors 101
When life closes a door, just open it again. Itโs a door, thatโs how they work.
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Clockwise Concern
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Screen-Time Mission
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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