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57 satire dad jokes. You asked for it.

Divine Pasta Power

Divine Pasta Power

Pastafarianism is by far superior to other religions.

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Halfway to Dreams

Halfway to Dreams

Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50% of those dreams come true.

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A New Poll Suggests…

A New Poll Suggests…

A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that starts with 'A new poll suggests.'

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Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt

Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt

If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!

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Milking Sheep

Milking Sheep

How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

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Jellyfish Inspiration

Jellyfish Inspiration

Jellyfish have thrived for 650 million years without a brain. This gives so many people hope.

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Dystopian irony

Dystopian irony

1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual

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Politics Explained

Politics Explained

Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!

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