Satire Jokes

57 satire dad jokes. You asked for it.

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

Animals Wordplay Absurd+2

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Fool's Day

Today is April's Fool Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… just like another day.

Sarcasm Trust Travel+1

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Utopian Joke

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

Politics Satire Insult+1

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Vacuum Sales

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

Wordplay Household Satire+2

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Stomach Arrest

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

Crime Wordplay Satire+1

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Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Procrastination Irony Satire+2

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Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Money Satire Wordplay+2

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Cloudy People

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Satire Sarcasm Relationships+2

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Lazy Fact

Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

Procrastination Observational Satire+2

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Gambling Tax

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

Taxes Math Satire+1

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Can-Do Attitude

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

Motivation Work Confidence+2

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Passion Pays

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Work Motivation Advice+2

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Whooshing Deadlines

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

Work Satire Time+1

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Pillow Talk Tactics

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Marriage War Sleep+1

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The Uninformed Candidate

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

Politics Satire Work+2

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Existential Endorsement

Have you noticed that all people in favor of birth control are already born?

Satire Society Birth

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Grammar Grumbles

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

Language Satire Irony+2

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Chasing Life's Meaning

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Philosophy Life Change+1

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The Power of Worry

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Worry Life Perspective+2

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Leading Cause Unveiled

What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.

Relationships Marriage Satire

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The Average Man's Dilemma

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think…

Gender Relationships Stereotypes+2

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When Fiction Makes More Sense

The Difference Between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Fiction Reality Satire+1

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Happiness Experiment

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

Satire Money Happiness+2

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The Irony of Generalizing

All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

Irony Misleading Satire

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