SILICON CONFIDENCE

Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Dad's Take

The dishwasher can be loaded wrong in roughly four hundred ways, and I have personally discovered three hundred ninety-eight of them. Slow down before you press start — on appliances, on apologies, on anything that hums.

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