ONE-TAKE HOBBIES

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Dad's Take

The whole 'try, try again' speech assumes you survived the first try. Pick your hobbies with that in mind, son. Some lessons cost more than a missed putt.

Skydiving Success Failure

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