RECEPTION CAUGHT FIRE

Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

Dad's Take

At a wedding, listen to whatever the bride's father says and write none of it down. He's been married long enough to lie convincingly to a microphone.

Wedding Marriage Food

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