STEP ONE ACQUIRED

I'm proud to announce that I've completed the first item on my bucket list: I have the bucket.

Dad's Take

You've got to actually buy the tools before you can claim the trade. A clean garage and zero callouses is a hobby, not a hustle. Start with the bucket; fill it later.

Goals Success

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