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Science & Math

Atoms, gravity and numbers with attitude.

41 jokes

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Citrus Gravity Lesson

Apr 24, 2026

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

A List Cut Short

Apr 23, 2026

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

Hive Mind Hustle

Apr 22, 2026

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

The Secret Ratio

Apr 21, 2026

So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good.

Status Report From the Ledge

Apr 16, 2026

What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra.

Feathered Curriculum

Apr 15, 2026

It's not the fall that kills you… It's the sudden stop at the end.

Physics for Free

Apr 12, 2026

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

Above the Bar

Apr 2, 2026

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen half-lives.

Glowing Tabby Sighted

Apr 1, 2026

Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds… If I fall asleep in 2 minutes.'

Bedtime Calculus

Mar 26, 2026

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? 'Kelvin Klein' wear.

Absolute Zero Briefs

Mar 8, 2026

I'm in shape… Round is a shape, isn't it?

Geometrically Speaking

Mar 5, 2026

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

Protractor Confessions

Feb 21, 2026

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!

Snack at Mach One

Feb 20, 2026

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Statistician Goes Swimming

Feb 7, 2026

It's called gross pay because it's disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.

The Top Number Lies

Feb 5, 2026

I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.

Caffeinated Gloom

Jan 30, 2026