Animals Jokes

108 animals dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dinosaur Wordsmith

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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Magic Mut

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

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Feathered Cover

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

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Dog Humor

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

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Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

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Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Gastropod Cuisine

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

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Snail Race

Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

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Timekeeping Insect

What kind of bug tells time? A clock Roach

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Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Trashy Flight

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Dental Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

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Detective Reptile

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

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Migration Speed

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

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Dinosaur Reincarnation

A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

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Dessert Denial

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

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Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

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Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

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Octopus Desire

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

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Spider Mystery

Seeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

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Small Bites, Big Impact

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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