Tomorrow's Chance
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.
LifeMotivationFuture+1
BROWSE DAD JOKES
11 jokes in this category β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Thought Dive
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnβt work if it is not open.
IntelligencePhilosophyPsychology+2
Clockwise Concern
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
MotivationPhilosophyLife+2
A Story of Resilience
There are no winners in life Nope⦠Only survivors.
MotivationLifeSurvival
Solving Problems, One Bite at a Time
Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.
FoodProblem-SolvingPhilosophy+1
Skydiving Wisdom: The Parachute Paradox
If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.
AdventurePhilosophyMotivation+1
The Art of Pleasing
You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.
PhilosophyLifeTruth+1
Chasing Dreams: A New Strategy
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.
DreamsAmbitionStrategy+2
The Joy of Creative Genius
Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Einstein
MotivationCreativityIntelligence
New Mistakes Philosophy
It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.
MistakesLifeSchool+2
Never Give Up
It's not over until it's over!
MotivationExpressionLife+1