The Last Sentence
A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…
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PHILOSOPHY DAD JOKES
33 philosophy dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Socrates In Slippers
I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.
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Philosophy Hour
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Logic After One Beer
If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?
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Logic Trap In Aisle Six
If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
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Brain Knot Untied
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Frequent Flyer Miles
Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they are familiar with the terrain!
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Bulletproof By Default
If what you don’t know can’t hurt you... I AM... INVULNERABLE.
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Cosmic Customer Service
God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sure…
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Sniper Of Vibes
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit is the target.
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The Boardroom In Your Head
We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.
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Variety Pack Misery
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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Cosmic Shrug
Take it easy. Someday you'll be dead, none of this will matter.
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