Linux Upgrade
The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.
TechnologySatireLinux
BROWSE DAD JOKES
13 jokes in this category — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Clean Evidence
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
TechnologyLifestyleSatire+1
Pi Precision
Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.
MathTechnologyGeek+2
AI Contrast
What's the opposite of Artificial Intelligence? Natural stupidity.
TechnologyIntelligence
Agreement Strategy
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
WordplayRelationshipsArguments+2
The $19.95 Scam Lesson
So many scams on the internet... but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them!!!
TechnologyMoneyWarning+1
When the Web Fit on a CD
Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!
TechnologyNostalgiaProgress
Signal Strength Solutions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
TechnologyElectronicsPsychology+2
The Truth About Phones
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
RelationshipsTechnologyCommunication
Say Goodbye to French on Linux
First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]
TechnologyLanguageLinux
Renaming the Cat Again
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
PetsTechnologyPassword+2
Life Needs a Ctrl+Z
The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes
LifeTechnologyMistakes+2
