A Real Tight SqueezeWhat do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!ElephantAnimalsπ0π0
Off Beat And Loving ItWhy aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.DancingFeetAnimalsπ0π0
Tuition By The Watering HoleI liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campusSchoolAnimalsEducationπ0π0
Marsupial SnubWhy aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.AnimalsJobπ0π0
Hooked on PhonicsWhat creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.ParrotSpellingAnimals+1π0π0
Weight Class DifferencesWhat's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!AnimalsWordplayπ0π0
A Tail Of ModestyWhy do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.Animalsπ0π0
Big Animal, Small FootprintWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.ElephantAnimalsπ0π0
Cornering A MolluskDid you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.SpeedAnimalsπ0π0
Wrong Species, Right VibeHave you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?CowPenguinAnimals+1π0π0
Two Centuries On The HoofWhat you call a 200-year old buffalo? A bisontennial.HistoryAnimalsπ0π0
Marsupial Remote SkillsHow do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.AnimalsPunπ0π0
Dairy Aisle DisasterWhat do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.CowAnimalsFarmπ0π0
Trick Question ChampionHow many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!AnimalsRiddleTriviaπ0π0
Animal Kingdom ReviewIt doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.AnimalsPetsπ0π0
Barnyard Genetics 101If you cross an owl and a rooster, do you get a cock that stays up all night?OwlAnimalsFarmπ0π0
Cold Construction TipsHow did the penguin build its house? Igloos it together.PenguinHouseAnimals+1π0π0
