MARRIAGE DAD JOKES
48 marriage dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Architectural Rendezvous
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
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Lone Wolf Loses Again
A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.
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Two Lovely Decades Apiece
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
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Married, Out Of Sync
You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.
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Conversational Asymmetry
Funny how they say we need to talk... when they really mean you need to listen.
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Rule One Of Engagement
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
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Wedding Toast Edition
Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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